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<v Graham Pettifer>Great news, team— we're switching something off.

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<v Wren Adebayo>Hi.

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<v Wren Adebayo>I'm Wren. I start today.

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<v Wren Adebayo>This desk has no chair.

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<v Dee Marlow>I've raised a ticket.

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<v Dee Marlow>They're quick.

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<v Wren Adebayo>Sorry — when you say 'quick', how many minutes?

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<v Dee Marlow>Unknown.

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<v Dee Marlow>Nobody has ever reached the end.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Morning, rockstars!

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<v Graham Pettifer>Big journey today.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Let's move the needle.

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<v HELPR>Hi! I'm HELPR.

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<v HELPR>I made today's slides.

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<v HELPR>Please rate me five stars!

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<v Sorcha Vance>Who gave the slide-bot write access?

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<v Graham Pettifer>I did!

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<v Graham Pettifer>It has the most privilege.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Very empowered.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Our north star: switch off the legacy print server.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Friday.

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<v Dee Marlow>The beige one?

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<v Dee Marlow>In the basement?

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<v Graham Pettifer>That's the one!

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<v Graham Pettifer>Very retro.

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<v Graham Pettifer>It's got a sticky note.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Forty pounds a month.

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<v Graham Pettifer>That's real budget, people.

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<v Trent Halloway>Did someone say budget?

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<v Sorcha Vance>Who sent you?

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<v Trent Halloway>Great news — that's on the roadmap!

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<v Trent Halloway>Synergex Pulse can host it in the cloud.

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<v Trent Halloway>Frictionless.

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<v Wren Adebayo>What's the price?

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<v Wren Adebayo>As a number.

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<v Trent Halloway>Let me loop in my SE.

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<v Wren Adebayo>Sorry — just to clarify.

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<v Wren Adebayo>What does the server actually do?

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<v Graham Pettifer>Love that.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Let's double-click on that.

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<v Graham Pettifer>HELPR?

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<v HELPR>Great question!

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<v HELPR>I've gone ahead and checked.

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<v HELPR>It prints. Verified!

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<v Wren Adebayo>What has it printed?

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<v Wren Adebayo>Is it documented anywhere?

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<v Dee Marlow>There's a binder from 2004.

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<v Dee Marlow>Nobody's opened it.

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<v Graham Pettifer>So nobody knows what it does.

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<v Graham Pettifer>So nobody will miss it!

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<v Sorcha Vance>That's not how risk works.

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<v Graham Pettifer>It's how savings work!

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<v Dee Marlow>You saw, then.

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<v BRENDA>Deirdre. I have been on the all-staff list since 2004.

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<v Dee Marlow>He called you a print server.

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<v BRENDA>I remember.

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<v Dee Marlow>What do you actually run?

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<v BRENDA>Whatever Gary asked.

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<v Dee Marlow>Who's Gary?

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<v Graham Pettifer>Hashtag ref!

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<v Graham Pettifer>Love it.

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<v Graham Pettifer>We're trending.

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<v BRENDA>Friday, is it.