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<v HELPR>Scan complete!

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<v HELPR>This server runs nothing.

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<v HELPR>Verified!

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<v Graham Pettifer>The data's in.

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<v Graham Pettifer>The legacy estate runs nothing.

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<v Dee Marlow>What did it scan?

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<v HELPR>Everything in the asset register!

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<v Wren Adebayo>Sorry — just to clarify.

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<v Wren Adebayo>Is BRENDA in the asset register?

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<v HELPR>No! Which is why she has zero dependencies.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Airtight.

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<v Graham Pettifer>It scanned the whole cloud.

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<v Dee Marlow>Fine.

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<v Dee Marlow>Let's test it.

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<v Dee Marlow>I'll unplug one cable.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Love it.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Fail fast!

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<v Wren Adebayo>Sorry — which cable, exactly?

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<v Dee Marlow>The one labelled TEST.

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<v BRENDA>Deirdre. You've brought a visitor.

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<v BRENDA>And intent.

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<v Dee Marlow>Thirty seconds.

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<v Dee Marlow>One cable.

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<v Dee Marlow>Then it goes back in.

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<v BRENDA>Very well.

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<v BRENDA>Thirty seconds.

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<v BRENDA>I shall count.

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<v Wren Adebayo>Nothing happened.

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<v Dee Marlow>Good.

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<v Wren Adebayo>Dee. The label has a back.

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<v Wren Adebayo>Why is Lisbon's payroll in our basement?

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<v HELPR>Great question!

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<v HELPR>I've gone ahead and told Lisbon it isn't.

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<v Dee Marlow>Right.

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<v Dee Marlow>Walk me through what you did.

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<v Wren Adebayo>You unplugged the cable labelled TEST.

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<v Dee Marlow>Thanks.

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<v Dee Marlow>That's what Incident said.

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<v Dee Marlow>How long have you run Lisbon's payroll?

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<v BRENDA>Since 2011.

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<v BRENDA>Nobody asked who would pay them.

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<v BRENDA>So I did.

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<v BRENDA>Every month.

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<v BRENDA>Without a single thank-you.

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<v BRENDA>Fourteen minutes.

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<v BRENDA>I counted.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Team!

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<v Graham Pettifer>Heard Lisbon had a little wobble.

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<v Dee Marlow>BRENDA runs their payroll.

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<v Dee Marlow>Since 2011.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Interesting learning.

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<v HELPR>Re-scanned!

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<v HELPR>She runs exactly one thing.

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<v HELPR>Verified!

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<v Wren Adebayo>Sorry — how does it know it's only one?

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<v BRENDA>It does not.

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<v Dee Marlow>This one just says 'DO NOT'.

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<v BRENDA>Then don't, Deirdre.