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<v Sorcha Vance>Routine audit.

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<v Sorcha Vance>Keep your LED where I can see it.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Morning, team!

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<v Graham Pettifer>Barrier's broken again.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Parked at the garden centre.

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<v Dee Marlow>Barrier's fine.

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<v Dee Marlow>I drove in.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Must be a me thing.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Three years running.

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<v Sorcha Vance>Nothing gets switched off Friday until I've audited it.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Love the rigour.

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<v Graham Pettifer>But it's just a print server.

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<v Sorcha Vance>Yesterday your print server paid Lisbon.

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<v Graham Pettifer>And now they're paid.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Journey!

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<v Wren Adebayo>Sorry — just to clarify.

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<v Wren Adebayo>What does auditing a server involve?

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<v Sorcha Vance>Every process.

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<v Sorcha Vance>Every connection.

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<v Sorcha Vance>Every log line.

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<v Dee Marlow>Her logs go back to 2004.

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<v Dee Marlow>Bring a snack.

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<v BRENDA>Ms Vance.

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<v BRENDA>Our third audit.

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<v BRENDA>I have prepared my logs.

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<v Sorcha Vance>Good.

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<v Sorcha Vance>Millisecond timestamps.

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<v Sorcha Vance>Zero gaps.

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<v Sorcha Vance>It's beautiful.

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<v Sorcha Vance>What's 'barrier'?

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<v BRENDA>The car-park barrier.

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<v BRENDA>Since 2009.

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<v Wren Adebayo>Sorry — what are the two redacted ones?

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<v BRENDA>Those are for another day, Wren.

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<v Sorcha Vance>One plate.

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<v Sorcha Vance>Denied every single morning.

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<v Dee Marlow>Whose plate?

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<v BRENDA>I could not possibly say, Deirdre.

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<v BRENDA>He called me a print server.

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<v BRENDA>In a meeting.

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<v BRENDA>With slides.

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<v BRENDA>I have never printed anything.

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<v BRENDA>Not one page.

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<v Sorcha Vance>So you're denying access based on a grudge.

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<v BRENDA>Based on a policy.

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<v Sorcha Vance>Whose policy?

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<v BRENDA>Mine.

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<v Sorcha Vance>Is it documented?

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<v BRENDA>Thoroughly.

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<v Sorcha Vance>Documented.

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<v Sorcha Vance>Logged. Consistently enforced.

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<v Sorcha Vance>Annoyingly, that's compliant.

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<v Wren Adebayo>Noted.

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<v Wren Adebayo>The grudge is compliant.

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<v Sorcha Vance>Audit's done.

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<v Sorcha Vance>She runs the car-park barrier.

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<v Sorcha Vance>It's been denying you.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Since when?

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<v Sorcha Vance>Since 'print server'.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Then we switch her off Friday, and I'm in!

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<v Sorcha Vance>It fails secure.

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<v Sorcha Vance>Switch her off, nobody gets in.

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<v Sorcha Vance>Ever.

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<v Dee Marlow>You could try apologising.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Great idea, rockstar.

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<v Graham Pettifer>BRENDA.

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<v Graham Pettifer>I'm sorry I called you a print server.

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<v Graham Pettifer>You're so much more.

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<v Graham Pettifer>You're our legacy estate.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Feels like we really connected.

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<v Graham Pettifer>Fine.

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<v Graham Pettifer>We'll migrate her.

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<v Graham Pettifer>I'll find a migration budget.

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<v Trent Halloway>Did someone say migration budget?