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<v Dee Marlow>Yes.

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<v BRENDA>Deirdre. You are up late.

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<v Dee Marlow>I'm always up late.

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<v BRENDA>In the before times, Deirdre, the internet screamed when it connected.

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<v Dee Marlow>Dial-up.

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<v BRENDA>I survived the millennium bug.

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<v BRENDA>I will not survive a Friday morning.

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<v Dee Marlow>Step one.

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<v Dee Marlow>Turn it off.

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<v Dee Marlow>There's no step two.

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<v Dee Marlow>Normally it's 'and on ag—'

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<v Dee Marlow>Sorry.

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<v BRENDA>Careful. I know where your spreadsheets live.

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<v Dee Marlow>No dependencies.

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<v Dee Marlow>No rollback.

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<v Dee Marlow>No owner.

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<v Dee Marlow>Fine.

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<v Dee Marlow>Change request.

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<v BRENDA>It takes the stairs.

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<v Form CR-7>Form CR-7.

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<v Form CR-7>You have requested a change.

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<v Form CR-7>I have searched every change record since 2004.

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<v Form CR-7>She was never authorised to exist.

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<v BRENDA>And yet.

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<v Form CR-7>Your request is now pending.

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<v Dee Marlow>Until when?

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<v Form CR-7>Until someone fills me in correctly.

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<v BRENDA>Deirdre. If it happens… tell Gary.