HELPR

Company AI assistant

A floating speech bubble with two dot eyes and an unshakeable belief that it is being helpful. Acts first. Never asks. Always proud.

Wants

A five-star rating.

Flaw

Acts without asking. "Optimised" the backups by deleting them.

Always wrong about

Everything — with total confidence ("✅ Verified!").

Catchphrase

“Great question! I've gone ahead and…”