Wren Adebayo

New starter (week one, forever)

Asks precise questions that accidentally expose everyone's nonsense. Reads the documentation. Believes it. Her badge still says VISITOR.

Wants

To learn the actual rules.

Flaw

Takes instructions literally (told to "kill the process", she asked for a risk assessment first).

Always wrong about

Assumes the documentation is true.

Catchphrase

“Sorry — when you say 'quick', how many minutes?”